r/shittyaskscience • • 12h ago

Can I donate my daylight savings time to a charity?

30 Upvotes

I just don't really need that extra hour this year. I'd probably just waste it on reddit or something.


r/shittyaskscience • • 23h ago

Grasshoppers evolved 250 million years ago. Grass evolved about 100 million years ago. What did they do all that time???

191 Upvotes

How did they live, with no grass to hop on?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1m ago

How do aphids produce honeydew melons?

• Upvotes

A melon seems awfully big for a little aphid to make


r/shittyaskscience • • 5m ago

Why do tabby cats have an M on their forehead?

• Upvotes

What does it stand for? Why not any other letter?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1h ago

I wanna have a lucid dream. Any tips for reality check?

• Upvotes

I heard that realizing you’re dreaming is the key..,

But I’m not sure how to do it because I’m new to this whole thing.


r/shittyaskscience • • 13h ago

Why do animals not go bald?

7 Upvotes

I have been thinking about this for a while lol.


r/shittyaskscience • • 12h ago

If my ejaculate is yellow, does that make me grass fed?

1 Upvotes

I ate a lot of good natural steak lately asking if i can be second hand grass fed


r/shittyaskscience • • 8h ago

Does the clit0ris have survival value?

1 Upvotes

Seems unlikely, since no one is ever able to find it? Looking for the science here.


r/shittyaskscience • • 23h ago

Did we steal the bees knees?

18 Upvotes

I hear people call things the bees knees, are we hiding where we actually hid the knees of the bees?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

If plants need sunlight for photosynthesis, why haven't they evolved to produce their own light?

31 Upvotes

It seems inefficient for plants to rely entirely on the sun, especially during the night or on cloudy days. Bioluminescence already exists in deep-sea creatures and insects, so the biological mechanism clearly exists.If a plant could emit its own light and capture it with its own leaves, it would create a closed system of infinite energy. What evolutionary barrier is preventing crops from growing in total darkness?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Why do densely populated areas have so many people per hactare?

12 Upvotes

🌆 🌭🍔 🍡


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Where are those hot and looking to collide neutron stars now?

14 Upvotes

Scientists keep telling me there are extremely hot, incredibly dense neutron stars that are so attracted to each other they literally bend spacetime.

Yet apparently some of these idiots have been circling each other for millions of years without making physical contact.

Are they playing hard to get? Is this some kind of orbital friend zone?


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Why are frogs and turtles so similar

3 Upvotes

title


r/shittyaskscience • • 1d ago

Would it be possible for me to fuck your wife?

0 Upvotes

Please


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

How do we know the full moon is actually full

43 Upvotes

I'm no astronomist but I just feel like it could get way bigger


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

If datacenters waste so much water, why don't we put them next to Australia so we can recover Zealandia?

14 Upvotes

Is Zealandia already owned by someone cause i feel like they owe me at least some land if they use my idea.


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

If Everready, Timex & Nokia got together to make a product, would the Density, Strength, Durability and Longevity of it be greater than anything we currently know?

9 Upvotes

And would it have wifi capabilities?


r/shittyaskscience • • 2d ago

I spilt dish soap on my kitchen counter and when I wiped it up it kept producing bubbles. If dish soap is infinite as it seems why do people keep buying soap?

16 Upvotes

Are we foolish?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

Do we know what the british are going to do with all the p!ss they are taking?

51 Upvotes

Do the british know what they are planning on doing with all this p!ss after they take it or does only their King know? Because they will often ask "are you taking the p!ss" so maybe they aren't even aware it is happening sometimes? Is there some great national p!ss reserve? Do they think it is valuable enough that they feel like they should take it? Because they don't say "are you nicking the p!ss" or maybe they do?

stupid AI made me censor p!ss


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

If I traveled to a parallel universe and gave a hand job to the parallel me, would that make me homosexual?

48 Upvotes

Wouldn't it technically be masterbation?


r/shittyaskscience • • 3d ago

So a “Rotisserie” is described as a cooking method that requires spinning

4 Upvotes

Does that mean when I get sunburnt on the beach I’m technically the one that is being cooked rotisserie style?


r/shittyaskscience • • 4d ago

Why are rabbit holes so interesting? They look just like regular holes. I see so many people asking questions like "What’s the deepest rabbit hole that you found on the internet?" Are people really that bored that they find holes interesting?

82 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

Is "W" anti-science?

125 Upvotes

Out of all the letters in the English alphabet, only "W" has more than one syllable, having three.

This leads the absurd situation where it is quicker to say "World Wide Web" (3 syllables) than "WWW" (9 syllables).

It appears that "W" is anti-science and is purposely slowing down progress in technology.

I propose changing "double-U" to "wuh" or something similar. Then we could say "wuh wuh wuh" instead of "double-U double-U double-U".


r/shittyaskscience • • 5d ago

Can germanium and ruthenium neutralize polonium?

51 Upvotes

I think this worked at least once.