Okay Greensboro Reddit, I need people with local lore to get in here because this Piedmont Memorial Park investigation has my imagination going completely off the rails..
The sheriff’s office is apparently investigating the cemetery over licensing and operations issues, and obviously the real explanation is probably going to be something boring involving paperwork, money, records, or regulations..
BUT..
You cannot tell me “poorly managed cemetery under criminal investigation” and expect my brain not to immediately create twelve different horror movie plots..
Like how badly managed are we talking?? Bad enough that people could just wander around burying random things and nobody would notice?? Are there jars under trees?? Bundles?? Coins?? Candles?? Somebody’s weird little hoodoo work from 2009 still sitting under six inches of dirt?? I am NOT saying any of this actually happened, I am saying I desperately want the local gossip..
And then there is the other possibility, which is obviously the Stephen King scenario.. Somebody has secretly been using part of the property as the Piedmont version of Pet Sematary and now there is a 19 year old cat wandering McConnell Road that technically died during the Obama administration..
I need people who actually know this cemetery to tell me what it has been like over the years.. Was it abandoned looking?? Were people able to just come and go?? Any weird stories?? Family members buried there?? Strange things left around graves?? Actual management problems people noticed before this investigation??
Again, I am joking about the supernatural part and not accusing anybody of practicing anything illegal.. I just feel like “cemetery under investigation” is the beginning of a story and the news article stopped exactly where my curiosity started..
Give me the mundane explanation, the neighborhood lore, the creepy stories, or the full Pet Sematary conspiracy.. I’ll take all of it..