r/cleanjokes • • 1h ago

What do you call a werewolf who's a YouTuber?

• Upvotes

a lycansubscribe


r/cleanjokes • • 1d ago

What do you call a haunted chicken?

65 Upvotes

A poultry-geist!


r/cleanjokes • • 1d ago

The clocks go back?

76 Upvotes

Yesterday the wife said "Don't forget the clocks need to go back tonight." Talk about no warning, I don't even know where the receipts are!


r/cleanjokes • • 2d ago

I walked up to my boss, 💼 pushed them out of their chair, sat at their desk, and yelled "I'm not your intern anymore. You're MY intern. I am the boss now!" My fallen former boss shook their fist at me and said..."

173 Upvotes

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r/cleanjokes • • 5d ago

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

267 Upvotes

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??


r/cleanjokes • • 6d ago

What kind of protozoa really like Halloween?

45 Upvotes

An Amoeboo


r/cleanjokes • • 7d ago

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

200 Upvotes

Bamboo.


r/cleanjokes • • 6d ago

Why don't nurses like the outdoors?

85 Upvotes

Too much poison I.V.


r/cleanjokes • • 6d ago

The old sawmill in town closed down...

47 Upvotes

but was reopened as a textile factory producing primarily camouflage fabrics. After a while, that also closed. Then my neighbor Tiffany opened a tea shop which she named "Tiffany's Teas." She's pretty disappointed that everyone in town just calls it Camo Mill Tea.


r/cleanjokes • • 8d ago

What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?

114 Upvotes

You join his fang club.


r/cleanjokes • • 8d ago

Why did the Association avoid touring Chicago?

46 Upvotes

Because everyone knows it's windy!


r/cleanjokes • • 8d ago

PAINTER

68 Upvotes

What did the painter do when he got cold.

He put another coat on.

bu dum dum tshhhhh


r/cleanjokes • • 9d ago

I make couches for a living.

171 Upvotes

It’s sofa filling.


r/cleanjokes • • 8d ago

My grandmother used to make cookies shaped like boats

53 Upvotes

They were ship shape


r/cleanjokes • • 11d ago

Where do ghosts go on holidays?

101 Upvotes

The Boohamas.


r/cleanjokes • • 12d ago

Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?

61 Upvotes

To get some meat on his bones


r/cleanjokes • • 13d ago

A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts...

243 Upvotes

I can't believe it's not better.


r/cleanjokes • • 12d ago

That calculator watch from the ‘80s was ahead of its time..

40 Upvotes

At least it did one thing right.


r/cleanjokes • • 13d ago

I was digging for dinosaur leg bones and I thought I had found one...

265 Upvotes

But it was a fossil arm.


r/cleanjokes • • 13d ago

I ordered giant duck at a fancy restaurant the other day...

74 Upvotes

The bill was huge!


r/cleanjokes • • 14d ago

Did you hear the one about Beethoven?

47 Upvotes

Neither did he.


r/cleanjokes • • 14d ago

Which monster likes the disco?

33 Upvotes

The boogie man!


r/cleanjokes • • 14d ago

Did you hear about the dating app for people living in Prague?

64 Upvotes

Czech Mate!


r/cleanjokes • • 14d ago

I once dated an herb

80 Upvotes

It was just an ex-spearmint


r/cleanjokes • • 15d ago

I don’t wanna go to Scotland.

101 Upvotes

You can get kilt up there.