r/jerma985 • u/ContractSensitive123 • 17h ago
r/jerma985 • u/BIGHOOHAH • Aug 28 '26
Jerma's Lava Lamp (where to find it)
This is not news to the in-the-know andy's - Jerma has made an alternative channel where he wants the vibe to be more relaxed and he want to utilise it for whatever he feels like. Jerma's announcement of it was mentioned in chat logs. I saw some comments on not knowing where to find Jerma's new channel - being one of those comments myself.
So I hope this helps!
VODs are disabled on TWITCH so you will have to wait out until he uploads it on Youtube. (which he states to only do when he finds the contents interesting enough)
Twitch --> https://www.twitch.tv/jermaslavalamp
Youtube --> https://www.youtube.com/@JermasLavaLamp
r/jerma985 • u/DarthGrandma • Sep 14 '24
Jerma Stream Playlist!
Ever wanted to experience Jerma985™ streams from the very beginning, and finally prove to your friends that you're not a fake fan? Now you can! Linked above is the entire catalogue of Jerma985™ streams, in chronological order! Relive all the classic moments of Jeremy Elbertson's 12 year streaming career, with approximately 7 months, 4 days, 22 minutes, and 46 seconds of content, from start to finish! That's a lot of content, so you better get watching!
UPDATE: If you see a stream in this playlist that's out of order (via the date of its original broadcast, rather than the VOD upload date), comment here and I'll fix it! Note that some streams have no stated original broadcast date, but if you can go digging and find proof, that would be massively helpful!
UPDATE 2: Some streams have been lost to time, namely the original Layers of Fear stream with the baby hitting its head on the dresser, but if anyone has a lead of where to find it, do let me know!
r/jerma985 • u/FlairePancake • 13h ago
What IndoorScream did with Morag's version of Donnie's poem is actually impressively incredible
Edit: I have now been told that almost everything was a result of improv and minimal planning, which makes this more impressive than I was able to convey in the original message. I am thoroughly taken back by this. Know now that when I say "setup" or "prep/prepped" I now mean, "reacted to" because that is now what I believe happened over substantial preparation.
I don't know if everyone realizes this because most of us only saw it from Donnie's perspective.
Morag's version of Donnie's poem is much more impressive when you see it from IndoorScream's perspective, Morag was just using the original Donnie poem as reference for the changes she made on the spot. The original poem was never changed from the note on the notes app she received. It was just Donnie's poem. And the fact she knew she could still say the line "As a Diamond Card holder" because she setup a scenario where she was, that's not just an insane level of prep needed to ensure that, but also an insanely talented display of improv.
I haven't actually done the research to verify that IndoorScream was performing these actions with pure improvisation, or with enough prep or intention that she knew she could set those things up in the way they happened. If someone has had the time to do so, I would absolutely love to know. But either way, what was done is a feat I don't think could be replicated without being recognized for the feat that was performed.
Bravo, IndoorScream. I was uncomfortable by Morag's presence and now I can appreciate why I always should have been.
r/jerma985 • u/Jin-Enjoji • 23h ago
Hi, I’m the guy that did Donnie and Jerma’s NoPixel Wiki page before going on a big hiatus due to personal issues. Please give some summaries on what I’ve missed!
I am currently on Episode 6 of 15. I just met Heath, what an incredible episode. I plan on completely updating and revamping Donnie’s NoPixel Wiki page and possibly Gil’s unless someone else is spearheading that. I haven’t updated anything really since Episode 4.
Some short or long summaries/details on what I’ve missed would be amazing! I’d like to update his page by the end of this week. I also plan on binge watching all the streams I’ve missed!
Btw feel free to make edits big or small to the page. So far (from when I last checked) I was the only one making large edits. Absolutely feel free to add/fix as much as possible! If you’d like some help/tips on how to work with Source Edit or formatting lmk!
Also am looking to add more Fan Art to his page. So if you’d like it showcased on Donnie’s Wiki, post it below, link your post or DM me along with what you’d like credited!
r/jerma985 • u/Aggravating-Age-7522 • 6h ago
I predict that donnie will have a rap battle
Don't know exactly who he will battle with but I predict he will also be a top level MC on the mic.
r/jerma985 • u/dentalflossers • 22h ago
has anyone made a compilation/supercut of “hello donnie!!!”
i love alvis
r/jerma985 • u/Spooderfan218 • 19h ago
does anyobe have the image of jerma on a dia de los muertos offering
I'm sure it was a tweet or something but it read "convinced my teacher jerma was my uncle who lived in germany and died in a house fire" and the image was jerma as picture on an offering table for dia de los muertos
r/jerma985 • u/MickeyGrandia • 1d ago
Max seeing gil coming
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r/jerma985 • u/Key-Low-1373 • 1d ago
The pickass
Added some Donnie flare to my old jerma drawing
r/jerma985 • u/Crannynoko • 1d ago
GTARP feels like a great alternative to big stream events for Jerma
With his disposition and health, RP based events seem like a great alternative that aren't as taxing as a massively planned stream. It's a great evolution in the meta IMO.
Hope the audience agrees, I can understand it is probably difficult to follow along with how convoluted the story lines have gotten but I think there are many many avenues within the server for many characters events and shenanigans. Obviously I don't expect these to take over everything but they are a nice option.
r/jerma985 • u/Zodiatron • 1d ago
Donnie's Seasons and Arcs
I started writing this as a reply to this thread but given the time and effort I put into this and how long it got, I figured it would make more sense as a standalone post. Also I know at a glance this looks AI generated because of the bullet points and stuff (it's a shame that "clean formatting = AI" these days) but I swear it's all me and it took me a little over 2 hours of scanning through the VODs to make this and now my neck hurts so I hope at least someone finds it useful or entertaining. :P
Season 1 (Parts 1-10)
Arc 1: Good Deeds Donnie
In this arc, Donnie is still committed to being "Good Deeds Donnie" and (for the most part) tries to earn his keep by doing honest work (metal detecting, scuba diving, odd jobs, etc.).
Part 1: Red Hair Pink Hair (aired Sep 16th, 2026)
- Donnie meets Andy, Morag, Al, and Tyler,
- Donnie co-founds the "Red Hair Pink Hair" band as their lead singer,
- They do their one and only performance and disband immediately after,
Part 2: Date With Morag (aired Sep 17th, 2026)
- Donnie goes metal detecting for the first time,
- Donnie attends the political event (forgot what it's actually called),
- Donnie goes on his first date with Morag and almost drowns,
Part 3: Donnie Goes After Marty (aired Sep 19th, 2026)
- Donnie and Al go on a totally platonic date and have a heart-to-heart,
- Al tells Donnie that he almost died after being shot by Marty Banks and Larry Knox,
- Donnie vows revenge and starts tracking Marty and Larry down with help from Andy,
- Donnie tries to kill Marty with his pickaxe, misses spectacularly, and they become close friends instead (according to Donnie),
Arc 2: Donnie "Goldtooth" McDermott
By this point in the story, Donnie has clearly established himself as a seasoned moneymaker. He spends a lot of his time between the smeltery and various pawn shops. He also gets involved with some of the shadier corners of Los Santos in his pursuit for more money. But he is still committed to trying out new jobs (such as LSBN) and earning money the right way.
Part 4: Andy Kidnaps Donnie (aired Sep 21st, 2026)
- Donnie gets kidnapped by Andy, Tyler, and Berg (or is it Burg?), and is tied to train tracks,
- Al comes to Donnie's rescue, but Andy does manage to stab Donnie (although he misses his vital organs on purpose because he's a good friend),
- Donnie gives his police statement (cold steel),
- Donnie and Morag visit Andy in prison,
- The officers look the other way so Donnie can punch Andy, but Donnie ends up "accidentally" punching most of the officers too,
Part 5: Prove You're Not A Cop (aired Sep 25th, 2026)
- Donnie meets Benji,
- Donnie is involved in a police chase, but is not arrested,
- Benji introduces Donnie to more of his friends; Donnie promises to bring them materials (but never does),
- Donnie meets Heath, who ropes him into robbing an ATM with him,
- Donnie gets involved in a second police chase where he acquires a bad head injury,
- Donnie is taken to the hospital and experiences a very short bout of amnesia, almost forgetting Al,
- Donnie meets M1, who introduces Donnie to some of his friends,
- Donnie and M1 share a heartfelt hug over a joint and Donnie promises to bring him more weed (but never does),
Part 6: Morag Gets Stuck (aired Sep 26th, 2026)
- Donnie meets Paul Hammerstein, who shows him the ropes at LSBN,
- Morag gets stuck in a laundry machine at the prison; Donnie, Al, and Paul go rescue her,
- Donnie does Jet Pills in his apartment with Paul and two other gentleman; Donnie and Paul both jump off the balcony,
Part 7: Andy Makes A Movie (aired Sep 28th, 2026)
- Donnie gets into an altercation with Vivek Ramasquamy,
- Donnie helps Andy with his movie,
Part 8: Donnie Hits The Casino (aired Oct 2nd, 2026)
- Donnie visits Pixel Casino for the first time,
- Morag corners him at the casino and they have an argument; Morag essentially gives him an ultimatum,
Part 9: Training Montage (aired Oct 4th, 2026)
- Donnie gets annoyed by a magician causing a massive pile-up,
- Donnie tries to buy a car but doesn't have enough money,
- Donnie crashes an open house house party,
- Al and Bogg train Donnie for the big fight,
- Donnie meets Uchiha Jones,
- Donnie gets a tour of the Art Asylum and paints a masterpiece of his own ("Self Pointrait"),
Part 10: The Big Fight (aired Oct 7th, 2026)
- Donnie fights in his first bum fight,
- Donnie defeats The Shaved Man (with a little help from some snowballs) and becomes a diamond card holder,
- Donnie gets lost at sea as a diamond card holder,
- Donnie breaks up with Morag over the Notes app as a diamond card holder,
Season 2 (Parts 11-14)
Arc 3: Diamond Donnie
Following his big win at the big fight, Donnie gets a taste of the good life as a certified diamond card holder. He goes through his days flashing his card at anyone and everything any chance he gets. But his past connections also come to bite him in the back...
Part 11: The Auction (aired Oct 10th, 2026)
- Donnie goes through a breakup,
- Donnie attends the auction at the Art Asylum and gives a drunk speech on stage,
- Donnie buys a motorbike (the Blue Bird),
- Donnie takes Al for a ride and crashes twice,
- Donnie and Al scout some potential houses to buy as they're planning to move in together,
- Donnie explodes at the gas station ("Donnie, I don't think you understand what's happening..."),
Part 12: The Heist (aired Oct 12th, 2026)
- M1 comes knocking about that weed Donnie promised him at the end of Part 5,
- M1 takes Heath hostage and says he will kill him if Donnie doesn't get him the weed,
- After some negotations, Donnie and Heath are roped into doing a burglary job for M1; they recruit Andy and Max to help,
- Donnie kills well over twenty people during the burglary,
- Donnie and co. manage to narrowly escape justice after a long police chase,
Part 13: Bad Vitamins (aired Oct 14th, 2026)
- Donnie attends Andy's court hearing and speaks on his behalf (well, sort of),
- Al accidentally does some bad vitamins in Donnie's apartment,
- Al gets his ass scanned by Heath,
- Al gets his foot crushed by Donnie's toaster,
Part 14: Moving Out (aired Oct 20th, 2026)
- Donnie gets hypnotized by Robyn Banks,
- Donnie, Al, and Beef go to Morag's dinner,
- Morag poisons Donnie and steals his diamond card, with help from Leon Kennedy,
- Donnie attends Robyn's poetry night,
- Donnie and Al go on a moonlit scuba diving date, platonically speaking,
- Al surprises Donnie with their very own house,
- Their house is poisoned by a serial shitter,
- On their way back to the apartments, Donnie and Al become very sick (from the shit fumes, probably?),
- A bunch of people come by to check out Donnie and Al's apartment and things get very hectic and explody,
Season 3
Arc 4: Donnie "Dirt" McDermott
The third season gets off to a rough start. Donnie already feels down in the dumps, having lost his diamond status, but things only get worse when he loses his "Bum Lord" title. But at the end of the episode, he has an epiphany... he's now Donnie "Dirt" McDermott. He's the soil that soils himself... and builds himself back up.
Part 15: The Title Defense (aired Oct 21st, 2026)
- Donnie defends his "Bum Lord" title at his second bum fight,
- Donnie loses his title to a totally authentically Mexican luchador,
- Donnie says goodbye to the casino,
- Donnie drives around the city on a bike while thinking back on everyone he's met and everything that's happened so far,
r/jerma985 • u/MasterpieceAway3582 • 1d ago
Great idea for gill to make money
Jerma should make gill be an Uber driver but he needs to actually respect every law, not driving over red lines, etc. It would piss people off plus he would get some income
r/jerma985 • u/Zodiatron • 1d ago
Anyone else notice this ominous foreshadowing when Donnie was about to enter the ring?
I wonder if they did it on purpose
r/jerma985 • u/rightclickx • 2d ago
Jerma is planning an event in NoPixel
What is he cooking?
r/jerma985 • u/Austin4606 • 1d ago
Very Specific Mark Twain Quote
I'm trying to find a very very obscure quote Jerma made in a stream. Jerma referenced the old claymation Mark Twain story of The Mysterious Stranger. It depicts Satan in this weird void. During one of jerma's streams he very randomly quotes it and never elaborates. I picked up on it though because I adore that animated short. I know it's super obscure, but I'm hoping one of you jermamites knows what stream I'm talking about.
r/jerma985 • u/Exotic-Landscape6201 • 1d ago
Looking for a clip
A chatter asks jerma something like "jerma, how do i tell my mother i love her" and then jerma gives some advice and then the chatter writes something similar to "jerma, how do i tell my mother i LOVE love her" and then chaos ensues. Please help me find the clip!
r/jerma985 • u/Euphoric_Truth4491 • 1d ago
Jerma shirt design made by my brother
Thief sim stream👀
r/jerma985 • u/neonredhex • 2d ago
Potentially has already been done before, but oh well...
r/jerma985 • u/Aggravating-Age-7522 • 1d ago
What might be the season progression for the RP series?
As in what seasons are all the parts/episodes you think might belong in? For example part 12 belonging in Season 2 or something. I think we all agree that there's about 3 seasons worth of content in Donnie's escapades, but what are the parts you divide into these 3 seasons? this is just a fun question btw and doesnt really matter a whole lot in the grand scheme of things.
r/jerma985 • u/Greezey • 11h ago
Robyn Banks is forcing RP
I really, really enjoyed her stream giving Donnie therapy, but in Gil's 8 hour stream she was including herself in every storyline of his that she had no connection to. What RP reason did she have to follow him around on his quest with the mayor for multiple hours? I've been a RP viewer for a while and this seems like textbook forced RP.
r/jerma985 • u/Mairfott • 2d ago
If Alvis found a taxi driver on the lemon lists, theres a chance they wouldn't be friends.
When Donnie called Alvis for a ride up north for "Big metal detecting meeting", Al searched for a taxi driver. If he had found one, there's a chance we wouldn't have our two loveable doomed yaoi platonic life partner best friends :(.