r/ProgrammerHumor • • 2d ago

Meme cuckCoding

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u/Jastafool 2d ago

Genuinely sad seeing all these programmers lose their jobs thanks to forced AI usage

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u/Timinator01 2d ago

Eh H1-b is still bigger issue for new grads than AI at this point. Remove the program and you force the companies to either offshore and deal with quality issues and bad PR or hire a jr programmer and train them. The program isn’t used for highly skilled workers like it was intended.

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u/calibrik 2d ago

Ain't people on h1b generally struggle more with job hunt than domestic?

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u/distressed_by_heat 20h ago

FWIW AI is on the way to completely nuke the Indian body shops and software/service export industry. Not that it will help domestic junior engineers to find jobs in any case.

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u/Sibula97 2d ago

WTF is H1-b?

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u/unknown_alt_acc 2d ago

Work visas in the US

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u/dontletthestankout 2d ago

What the fuck is Google?

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u/minecon1776 1d ago

Idk i just use chatgbt

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 2d ago

It doesn't even have to be forced, AI will be used by everyone in the field wether it's forced or not.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 1d ago

If a programmer loses their job because someone forced them to use AI and they didn't, then they did not lose their job because of AI

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u/10Werewolves 1d ago

Are you dense? Managers are the ones who hire or fire new people through HR. If they think some other overworked dude can do your job with AI, they'll fire you and pay him less.

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u/Subushie 1d ago

That's not what he's saying.

If the company requires AI workflows, and you resist due to moral outrage, then get fired?

That is a you problem, not an AI problem.

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u/10Werewolves 1d ago

I know what he's saying. But most people who got fired due to AI weren't fired because of moral outrage. They'd have used it if it meant keeping their job. Management cuts them to save money. I'm gonna be honest, Anti AI people like me are a minority. A majority of the world is indifferent and will use the easier option.

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 1d ago

That's cool but also calling me dense because of an argument you are having with yourself is sort of a weird thing to do.

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u/10Werewolves 1d ago

Yeah mb I was stuck in a recursive loop like a dumb chatbot I missed your point.

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u/Subushie 1d ago

I'm gonna be honest, Anti AI people like me are a minority.

I find this to be wholly not the case. In fact, the opposite.

But most people who got fired due to AI weren't fired because of moral outrage.

We've only termed two people at my office because of AI, and it was for this exact reason. Refusing to work on specific tasks because they required agent use.

Our partner company doesn't require AI use- but they expect an open mind to using it in your workflows; it's an immediate rejection with their application process if you take a negative stance to using it.

AI isn't replacing people. People who use AI are replacing those who won't.

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u/10Werewolves 1d ago

That is also true. People do get replaced. But with automation, it also closes entire positions that people once had and replaces it with AI. In that case it's not an equitable change of hands. We're both speaking from anecdotal evidence so let's agree that I dont have the hard facts.

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u/distressed_by_heat 20h ago

You're wrong, anti-AI speakers are indeed the minority, albeit the loudest. Those using AI are either indifferent to the fight altogether, or just embarrassed to admit taking the easy way so they pay lip service to the anti-AI crowd. But they are the majority.

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u/PumpkinFest24 1d ago

And unforced. Patent-holding electrical engineer at my job now spends hours per week vibe coding js UIs.

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u/Ireeb 2d ago

Claude said it's my turn to repost this

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u/Noname_Maddox 2d ago

Wasn’t the title the top comment when this was posted yesterday

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u/HammyOverlordOfBacon 2d ago

As is tradition

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u/cornmonger_ 2d ago

Le Chonk told me to smoke a cigarette

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u/Bannon9k 2d ago

This sub has seriously fallen off

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u/polacs 2d ago edited 2d ago

24 hours of memes about php and we are back at vibecoding

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u/ZeroG_0 2d ago

I can't decide if I think it's actually worse now or not - this sub has always been pretty shit if we're being honest.

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u/LetReasonRing 2d ago

I've been coming to this sub for years, and the biggest constant from the time I started is complaining that it's gone down hill

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u/Bannon9k 2d ago

There was a brief era when it was just programming related jokes and memes...

I haven't seen anything on this sub but AI bs for months now

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u/bloopiness 2d ago

Damn. I just got here recently and hadn’t noticed until you said that. Welp

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u/Bannon9k 2d ago

Big layoffs in our field due to AI... It's to be expected but I assumed they would have given up by now

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u/bloopiness 1d ago edited 11h ago

I’m unbothered by these layoffs. You should be too. It doesn’t change anything except what you will do for work. Consider it a change of routine and don’t give up. These people who got laid off merely need to learn something new. If anyone thought the cybersecurity landscape would never change they were disillusioned in the first place.

Edit: crying? Like you really wanted to do the same thing for the rest of your life? Be more flexible and you become more desirable as a job candidate. Not sorry.

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u/bl0rq 2d ago

We are too busy with the existential dread of being able to empty backlogs faster than PMs can fill them.

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u/pydry 2d ago

I got that long before AI. All you need is a particular kind of bad PM.

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u/Bannon9k 2d ago

Then you got bad PMs. I've got tons of changes I haven't even logged because we don't have the time.

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u/v3ritas1989 1d ago

You can just have AI listen to your meetings, transcribe them for review and the next meetings minits as well as create new tickets or edit your tickets based on what you discussed. That is actually the type of task it is very good at. You just need to change your meeting style and terminologies a bit

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u/bl0rq 2d ago

Really don't. Just able to do so much more now than we ever thought possible. Every to do, done. Every internal "OH it would be neat if we had.." Done. Every bit of technical debt paid. It's both glorious and dreadful at the same time.

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u/Talos108 2d ago

I find the camelCase gimmick a little annoying

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u/Woxan 1d ago

Always has been fallen off

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u/rgvtim 9h ago

why too much worrying about AI, like the lady who doth protest too much.

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u/SSeanin 1d ago

Nah dude as much as I agree with you, I'm definitely replacing vibe coding with cuck coding XD

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u/Bannon9k 1d ago

The compiler has been cucking you for decades

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u/SSeanin 1d ago

This was diabolical ngl

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u/No-Con-2790 2d ago edited 2d ago

Listen, I have to do 5 features before lunch. This thing is less a relationship and more a walk-up brothel.

So I take all the help I can get. Hauler when you need help with one of the heavy ones.

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u/kilopeter 2d ago

"Hauler" is some straight /r/BoneAppleTea shit

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u/GonzoStateOfMind 1d ago

Haha such a great sub-reddit - and I didn't even connect it with Holler at first read!

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u/stupled 2d ago

Replace Vs Code with Jira.

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u/TheThousandMasks 2d ago

This is the answer

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u/glorious_reptile 2d ago

This post makes me unreasonably angry

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 2d ago

Mom said it was my time to post this

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 2d ago

its clearly an asshole, so vs code does the pegging

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u/phoneplatypus 2d ago

You’re still using VSCode? Haven’t opened it in months

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u/Sweaty_Cellist_4525 2d ago

Idk why I laughed so bad at this

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u/heavy-minium 1d ago

I only use terminal now, IDEs are for noobs.
*Claude Code CLI

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u/MallAgreeable5538 2d ago

They dont use the inbuilt shit? Well I don’t need ai. I use codium

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u/ismaelgo97 2d ago

There are only two sides, either having personality as full AI supporter or AI hater, everybody around AI anyway

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u/RebronSplash60 2d ago

Linus Torvalds apparently :(.

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u/happycamperjack 1d ago

Yo VSCode, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Claude + ChatGPT is the greatest CLI fun buddy combo of all time!

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u/Any_Presentation_777 15h ago

I think I was one of the last to adopt “vibe coding” at my company. Every month, the company gives its engineering team a set token allowance. At the beginning, it wasn’t a big deal, since I could still keep up with my coworkers on day-to-day tasks without relying heavily on AI. But now that the company has a set of Agent skills tailored for our stack, MCPs, and knowledge graphs for every division, I have no choice. I have to force myself to use them, or I’ll be left behind. Now all I do every day is type a few prompts and watch it go. It’s so weird that programming has come to this.

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u/Heathclor 3h ago

Its not my code base, I don't care how the code got there.

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u/CryZe92 2d ago

Also being called a project lead

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u/thether 2d ago

More like Claude will watch me fuck his code up

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u/BanaTibor 2d ago

A true programmer!

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u/NKD_WA 2d ago

Jokes on you, the compiler has been cucking you for decades.

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u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 2d ago

thanks from now on i’ll only call them cuckcoders 

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u/ravensholt 1d ago

OP has some weird fetish.